Life
In need of an adventurous friend who enjoys trying out new activities apart from movies and shopping.
Cause having a life, to me, means embracing all experiences and opportunities life has to offer.
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Activities yet to try:
- Rock Climbing!
- Trapeze
- Ear candling
- Sky diving (but that will be saved for my wedding :])
- Pedi/mani (I’m an ape)
- Learn the drums/ukulele
- Scuba Diving
- Paintball
- Wakeboarding
- Yoga
- Snowball fight
- Perhaps fire a gun (OCS part II?)
The list is endless, but I have the rest of my life to complete it ![]()
Suggestions?
RED
Got RED hair extensions (no it is not pink that I “so love”), and a whole new non-shaggy-dog hairstyle.
That’s another item off my list!
Just one ear piercing away from badass, eh Shuhui :]
P.S: Three consecutive days of shopping is a killer and I never want to try on another dress in my life. Tux for prom! Rihanna style
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK;
“I TOLD YOU I DON’T LOOK LIKE SCREAM! I MAKE THE GUYS WANNA SCREAM!!:D:D:D” -Shuyi
Blue
Kids at Yarts were so cute, but quite the terror.
No you don’t need to paint my hair (or my face) blue, I quite like it natural thank you.
Dinner with TimeWatch was a little awkward, maybe cause of the language barrier.
But there’s one common language we all know: WII!!!
(Bet all you NJCians were thinking Math huh.)
Carefree days are finally here ![]()
Riggght before I get squashed babysitting 50recorder kids all at once chaperoning for ChildAid.
I’ll get my helmet ready.
Wholegrain&Nuts
EPGY ended yesterday.
We are now official STANFORD (course) graduates
Check out the golden-lettered files!
Dinner with semi-Wholegrain&Nuts at Breeks. Stamp of approval from Queen Wholegrain Sophia.
Had Spaghetti Bolognaise, cause it’s cheap, healthy, and there’s 10% discount.
From our eesssppeerrriieeenccee, we are all aunties. With one Joshua.
Josh: What’s a harem?
Me: One girl and lots of guys, or one guy and lots of girls.
Ily: Isn’t that like…you? (Joshua & BelleLisaIlynaGwenChantikSophia)
Stories
Because I’m sooooo experienced in this area, decided to write a love story for EPGY.
Then I realized that 1500 words of mush was too much for me to handle, so I changed to a stalker story (insert kky face)
Today I learnt that CHESTER LAU IS A SICK, PERVERSE, DISTURBED ‘BASTARD CHILD’ and all females and children should stay at least 100000km away from him, for their own safety.
Ohhh my cheeks still feel :’(
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On a lighter note,
Chantik does not think I’m a bitch, ILY Ily even if God doesn’t grant your wishes, fallen in love with Esther’s protagonist, and I’m finally happy with my story
Braindrain
My brains feel so squeezed dry for ideas from this writing course, even my flair for writing got squeezed out (as evident from my oh-so comprehensive vocabulary).
Today, it rained so heavily that NJ developed the NJ river.
(Even Hwa Chong doesn’t have!)
Only the canoeists made it out dry.
Good to You
Josh Ramsay!
Who sounds and looks so much better than Alex Garskath, even with a double chin.
Scam
Went for yet another What the Flea, and bought
5 Tops, 3 of which I can’t fit into.
1 (micro) shorts, a fact I discovered only after I got home.
Silly putty, which passed it’s expiry date.
1 pair of Earrings, I have no piercings.
1 bracelette, and the 1 charm I actually liked got removed.
1 bag of 100 plastic balls, which aren’t really for me.
I feel so cheated
What did we learn today?
Stick to shopping at Giordano, Bossinni and Hang Ten. Da BeStxZx!
Moocow
And the prosaic farmer said to the harbinger of death “The moocows all went to sleep.” (Which is euphemism for YOU DIE.)
I’m starting to enjoy this creative writing course
Ily: What’s an orgasm?
Lisa: When you feel very very happy ![]()
Me: An organism that lost it’s eye.
Lisa: Do you know what a threesome is Ily?
Ily: Ya, three very good friends!
Me: Uhuh, verrrry good friends. More than friends ![]()
Ily: Ya, can be the same sex also. Or any sex. All the books say so what; three very good friends right?
Oh Phew
I think we were the best (in the room) ![]()
Confidence trumps humbility!
But Q&A was like shitcrapdamn so I’m just praying that everything else masks over.
There’re 4 piles of Geog homework to be completed by tomorrow, consolidated Math & Econs test to mug for, The-Stress Clinic to plan (and reallyreallyhopefully succeed), start-up Singapore exec proposal, and the 2 EPGY flash fictions to write.
But for now it’s, bed ahoy.