2010

Since my twitter died and 16,000 tweets disappeared, this post will just be a collection of whatever 2010 quotes I still have

1. Upon learning that Joey got into NJ through DSA,
   Wenjia: Huh! You DSA through what? TAF club??
2. Qiulin: Who’s Sarah Palin? Obama’s wife?
   Everyone: HAHAHAHA!
   Qiulin: Uhh…oh yea lah yea lah I know. It’s the secretary right..
3. Qiulin: How old were you when your mother gave birth to you?
4. Ms Lim: (Urban rejuvenation question) How can Singapore stay young forever?
   Somebody: ..Botox?
5. Shuyi: Teen & Teena are best friends. Why is Teena afraid of Renjean? Because Renjean Ate-Teen! (18! Gedditt! Hawhawhaw)
6. Lisa: In UK, if you don’t lose your virginity by the age of 18, then you’re a loser.
   Me: Oh no, I’m a loser.
   Lisa: Haha!
   Me: You mean..you aren’t a loser?
   Lisa: No! I am!
7. Michelle: (asking a bio question) If green beans grow into tao gay, what do red beans grow into?
   Nush: I know this one! …Tao straight!
8. Me: (asking a geog question) So what happens when two continental plates converge?
   Nush: I know this one! ..Sup’duc!
9. Me: Real men wear pink!
   Lisa: My boyfriend wears pink, shaves his legs, & pierces his ears. He’s so manly, he’s a girl!
10. Janice: We asked Divij if he wanted to go out with us and he said “Elsie Elsie!”
    Divij: No! I said “I’ll see!”
11. Sister’s Teacher: Can anybody demonstrate a snigger?
    Boy: Yo what’s up man!
    Teacher: No, that’s a nigger.
12. Wenjia’s essay opening: “Failure is just another F word that nobody wants to hear.”
13. Shakti: I’m a belly dancer. I dance one way & my belly dances the other.
14. Me: (learning how to identify choropleth maps) Ohh, so is that a choropleth map?
    Lisa: No, that’s a volcano.
15. Kat: (on the phone) Hi uncle, can I order an apple pie?
    Uncle: Ok. *hangs up*
16. Abner: (watching Taken) That guy is such a liar! I’m only good at lying….lying down.
17. Abner: Justin Bieber is the reason why Singapore’s birth rate is declining. “Baby baby baby nooooooo”
18. Me: What are small hands good for..
    Gwen: Pick pocket!
    Jiasheng: Anal inspections!
19. Me: I thought long-wave radiation should be stronger? Longer stronger!
    Lisa: …It’s not sex.
20. Me: So what will you do when (thelesbian) invites you into her room? “Hey Cara, come with me to my room, I’ve got something to pass to you “
    Cara: What? Herpes?