It's orange, I swear

Absence

r j — Sat, 21 May 2011 19:59:14 +0000

How does this work again?

Re: Twitter

2010

r j — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 05:33:41 +0000

Since my twitter died and 16,000 tweets disappeared, this post will just be a collection of whatever 2010 quotes I still have

Upon learning that Joey got into NJ through DSA,
Wenjia: Huh! You DSA through what? TAF club??
Qiulin: Who’s Sarah Palin? Obama’s wife?
Everyone: HAHAHAHA!
Qiulin: Uhh…oh yea lah yea lah I know. It’s the secretary right..
Qiulin: How old were you when your mother gave birth to you?
Ms Lim: (Urban rejuvenation question) How can Singapore stay young forever?
Somebody: ..Botox?
Shuyi: Teen & Teena are best friends. Why is Teena afraid of Renjean? Because Renjean Ate-Teen! (18! Gedditt! Hawhawhaw)
Lisa: In UK, if you don’t lose your virginity by the age of 18, then you’re a loser.
Me: Oh no, I’m a loser.
Lisa: Haha!
Me: You mean..you aren’t a loser?
Lisa: No! I am!
Michelle: (asking a bio question) If green beans grow into tao gay, what do red beans grow into?
Nush: I know this one! …Tao straight!
Me: (asking a geog question) So what happens when two continental plates converge?
Nush: I know this one! ..Sup’duc!
Me: Real men wear pink!
Lisa: My boyfriend wears pink, shaves his legs, & pierces his ears. He’s so manly, he’s a girl!
Janice: We asked Divij if he wanted to go out with us and he said “Elsie Elsie!”
Divij: No! I said “I’ll see!”
Sister’s Teacher: Can anybody demonstrate a snigger?
Boy: Yo what’s up man!
Teacher: No, that’s a nigger.
Wenjia’s essay opening: “Failure is just another F word that nobody wants to hear.”
Shakti: I’m a belly dancer. I dance one way & my belly dances the other.
Me: (learning how to identify choropleth maps) Ohh, so is that a choropleth map?
Lisa: No, that’s a volcano.
Kat: (on the phone) Hi uncle, can I order an apple pie?
Uncle: Ok. *hangs up*
Abner: (watching Taken) That guy is such a liar! I’m only good at lying….lying down.
Abner: Justin Bieber is the reason why Singapore’s birth rate is declining. “Baby baby baby nooooooo”
Me: What are small hands good for..
Gwen: Pick pocket!
Jiasheng: Anal inspections!
Me: I thought long-wave radiation should be stronger? Longer stronger!
Lisa: …It’s not sex.
Me: So what will you do when (thelesbian) invites you into her room? “Hey Cara, come with me to my room, I’ve got something to pass to you “
Cara: What? Herpes?

Pointform

r j — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 14:37:02 +0000

My blog has now been reduced to mere listings of the things I’ve done.
Sorry right brain, life’s been too hectic for creativity!

1.)ChildAid 2010; 5-18th Dec
NOAHHHH: made the whole event so worth it Plus of course, the amazing opening vocalists, funny chaperones, and free dance lesson -.- Almost counters this year’s horrible food.

2.) Work at Knowledge Tree Resources @Sunset way; 19-23rd Dec
Stock checkers have got to be the fittest people after all that ladder climbing/box lifting/stock transferring.

3.) Londoners in town!; 23-27th Dec
-Marina Barrage, double helix
-sleepover with toasted marshmallows&cocoa, chubby bunny, ditrix
-orchard shopping, phlegm attack, secret santa shopping, got andrew a bear, jumbo, b&j, received earphones
-paper market shopping, soup spoon, dhoby gaut cuteness overload, koi, domo, sleepover, movies, cluedo, pillowfight, toothpaste
-botanic gardens, kbox at kallang, iceskate fail, kbuffet, sore throat

4.) Christmas in KL; 25-26th Dec
In Malaysia, people celebrate christmas with soonkuehs & no presents.

5.) AKLT training; 27-28th Dec
Trained me up pretty well to be a successful player. If I was a guy. But I’m not. So…

useless.

6.) Paddleboarding; 10th Dec
I can now officially say that I am a terrible surfer. Blame the huge-ass jellyfish.

7.) YES outing; 9th Dec
Wandering lost souls in Marina Barrage. I will miss Okto muchly 1hour in the future!!!

8.) Divij’s farewell; 8th Dec
Farewell, nose of knowledge. We will enjoy prawnfishing without you.

9.) La Touche; 8th Dec
1.5hours simply wasn’t enough. Dahhyyumm.

10.) SPRING Scholarship Assessment; 13th Dec
Justice league! We know that we all deserved to qualify, regardless of the result uKnow uCan!

11.) ChildAid outing; 30th Dec
ChildAid on Ice, featuring epic vertical & four-way falls!

12.) New ventures; 29th Dec
Might have screwed up the interview, but it was still an experiential 2hours. There is much to learn from the prof.

13.) Missed out on: Shuyi’s farewell, elite oldies outing, 6h gathering, another YES outing, & lots of lunch dates

This list will be ever expanding. To be continued.

Apathy

r j — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 18:15:33 +0000

So I’ve had my prom, said the farewells, met up with old friends, made new ones, and dumped the 80cm tower of notes.
When will the bittersweet sentiments manifest?
(Perhaps after this hectic Childaid period ends. Or after I’ve burnt the grey military wear.)

At least the boredom’s gone!

—————————————————-

I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
And I’m like, haiku.

The Beginning

r j — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 16:03:01 +0000

FAREWELL A LEVELS.

You have been a painfully boring & particularly frustrating ride.
You will not be missed.

XOXO
Life.
(Here I come!)

r j — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 17:13:21 +0000

“Don’t weigh your self esteem.” There’s so much more to a person’s worth.

Stop the cycle now, don’t force these negative bodily perceptions onto your children too.
~~You’re fat now but it’s ok, you’ll be skinny in the future.~~
You’re adorable.

Women come in all shapes and sizes; Round, lanky, tall, petite.
My curves are just as attractive as your ability to stick fingers through your ribcage.

If your friends have positive body images, why stomp on their esteem?
~~But your eyes are so small, you have a double chin, legs way too chunky etcetc~~
You’re beautiful. Sexy small eyes, or big soulful eyes.

We’re beautiful.

YES 2010

r j — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:19:53 +0000

Cause an event as amazing as this deserves a blogpost.

Inspired. Enthused. Passionate. Fired.
Watch out, world. Incredible people are charging your way.

And once again, I’m missing everyone and everything so, so badly.

Rocks

r j — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:14:54 +0000

This geog trip will forever be remembered as the time my shock proof/water proof/crush proof camera…Died.

Aaaaand, also for seeing the CUTE side of tt (yes, there is one), firing up my physical geog interest, hilarious moments, & making awesome new friends

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Day1
Venue: Granite & Basaltic beaches, Nice hotel
Remebered for:
-Fly catching with cups
-The formation of SBS
-Potato gratin (my new love)
-Butt ugly dessert, in FOUR neon colours

Day2
Venue: Quarry site, limestone caves, river, Coolshit waterfall
Remebered for:
-120 wet butt squats (plus, there was a used diaper upstream)
-Attack of the ants lizards & spiders
-Joshua’s orange dance
-Mervyn’s almost-death by falling tree branches
-3…2…1…HIROSHIMA!
-The formation of Dobby & AHYT

Day3
Venue: KL CC towers, Titiwangsa
Remembered for:
-A grand total of 18 residents participants for observation
-Zoom zoom zoom! I’m sorry I’m sorry!
-The Mei Nu’s shoulder dance
-Loser roommate & the backwards hongpao
-Yuxin’s Twisties-London choco roll birthday cake
-Mmmmm, buttons

Day4
Venue: Perodua plant, smelly bus
Remembered for:
-Baggy pants & helmet gear
-Slapping game taptap & guessing quizzes all the way back (“Bang who died I died bang who died I died”)
-PASSIONFRUIT

Chingay’10

r j — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 09:10:42 +0000

2months of getting home at 2am
2months of using portable toilets
2months of getting paid $5
2months of learning dance steps we’ll prolly forget in 2 months time
2months of hearing bushy’s snort
2months of yip yip euraying with X4

2 months well spent (:
PAYM CHINGAY 2010, WE ROCK THE PIT!

Cong xi Cong xi

r j — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 17:09:05 +0000

CNY
Christel’s arrival
Celebrations
Chingay

February is chaotic with a capital C.
(Which also stands for chocolates )